Every SEO has nights like this.
Chardonnay and a warm blanket, scrolling through competitors, just seeing what they are up to these days.
“Look at those low-DA links… they can’t make him happy.”
“Maybe I should just pay for a few of those links myself…”
“Why won’t he just link to me??”
Iterate’s own Carly Schoonhoven sums up all the backlink heartbreak in this Taylor Swift parody, check it out!
“Link To Me”
Parody of “Wildest Dreams” by Taylor Swift
Lyrics:
He said let’s exchange a few links
Guest blog for each other, or web directories
I thought Matt Cutts can’t help me now
Nothing lasts forever
Cause Google’s gonna take these down!
He’s in SERPS, and ranking top 12
He’s black hat but he does it so well
And when we’ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is
Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again,
even if it’s just in your directoryyy….directoryyy
I said no one has to know what we do
My links are on his page, my infographic too
And my click through rate is basically none, nothing lasts forever..
BUT MY ORGANIC’S GETTING GOOD NOW
He’s in SERPS, and ranking top 12
He’s black hat but he does it so well
And when we’ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is
Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again,
even if it’s just in your directoryyy….directoryyy
You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks
Ranking, it up
Someday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around
You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks
Ranking, it up
Someday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around
Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again, even if its just pretend…
