Link To Me ~ Taylor Swift Parody

Mar 31st 2016

Link To Me ~ Taylor Swift Parody

Every SEO has nights like this.

Chardonnay and a warm blanket, scrolling through competitors, just seeing what they are up to these days.

“Look at those low-DA links… they can’t make him happy.”

“Maybe I should just pay for a few of those links myself…”

“Why won’t he just link to me??”

 

Iterate’s own Carly Schoonhoven sums up all the backlink heartbreak in this Taylor Swift parody, check it out!

“Link To Me”

Parody of  “Wildest Dreams” by Taylor Swift

Lyrics:
He said let’s exchange a few links
Guest blog for each other, or web directories
I thought Matt Cutts can’t help me now
Nothing lasts forever
Cause Google’s gonna take these down!

He’s in SERPS, and ranking top 12
He’s black hat but he does it so well
And when we’ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is

Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again,
even if it’s just in your directoryyy….directoryyy

I said no one has to know what we do
My links are on his page, my infographic too
And my click through rate is basically none, nothing lasts forever..
BUT MY ORGANIC’S GETTING GOOD NOW

He’s in SERPS, and ranking top 12
He’s black hat but he does it so well
And when we’ve had, that Penguin update, my one condition is

Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again,
even if it’s just in your directoryyy….directoryyy

You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks
Ranking, it up
Someday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around

You see me in SEMrush, getting all of those backlinks
Ranking, it up
Someday when you leave me I bet these penalties follow you around

Say that you’ll link to me
in context anchor text babe, put me on your landing page
No I don’t want to pay,
Say you’ll link me again, even if its just pretend…

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The team at Iterate has helped us get off the ground during our first year in business. We went from 1 location and 5 employees to now 3 locations and a few dozen employees ( and counting! ). We were getting about 6 leads each week when we started and through the work Iterate has done, we are nearing 100 leads through our website each week.

Mike Horey

COO and Co-Founder of Active Recovery TMS

The new website is gorgeous! We love the design and Iterate turned it around quickly. We have appreciated working with Iterate over the years because they are accessible, data and results-oriented and overall just so easy to work with.

Kari McKinley

Business Manager - Blue Oak Dental Group

Iterate is a great company and we couldn't be happier to how professionally they manage our marketing and website. Thank you Iterate!

Jon Bonk

Marketing Manager - Centrifuge Chicago

Iterate Marketing has revolutionized our company. We have a modern, fresh look now that is far more optimized than ever before. We can’t thank the Iterate team enough for the work they’ve done for us so far and look forward to many more years in the future!

Laura Hall

CIO - Community Management Inc.

Iterate Marketing did a great job for us... we saw a conversion bump of 100%, and a traffic increase of 81%. Furthermore, our Cost Per Conversion dropped, saving us 17%. ..they delivered the increases we needed.

John Yoder

CEO - Funny Business

Great company to work with. Very flexible and attentive to our needs. Always trying to help us improve our business practices without being overly push or giving the typical "salesperson" impression.

Renee Kitchen

Marketing Manager - Hamilton Marine

Vibrant yet professional and great for my budget as the Marketing Campaign Manager of a medium-sized SaaS company. Experts in AdWords management and content promotion. Love their blog too!

Heather Blackwell

Marketing Campaign Manager

Super easy company to work with. Extremely knowledgeable. A great fit for my small but growing business. Highly recommend.

Dominick Farina

CEO - Trashcans Unlimited

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